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FREE DOC Û READER An Excellent conceited Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet Ç FEEDMARKFORMULATE ´ [EPUB] ✻ An Excellent conceited Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet Author William Shakespeare – Feedmarkformulate.co.uk In Romeo and Juliet Shakespeare creates a violent world in which twNgaged in a blood feudIn this death filled setting the movement from love at first sight to the lovers’ Excellent conceited Tragedy of Romeo ePUB #186 final union in death seems almost inevitable And yet t Two things struck me during this re reading 1 From the first scene of the play the sexual puns are drenched in metaphorical violence drawing your weapon laying knife aboard forcing women to the wall etc creating a stark contrast with the purity of Romeo and Juliet's love and language and 2 Mercutio the Nurse and Old Capulet are something totally new both in Shakespeare and also in English drama that is characters who are not only realistic but whose language completely reflects their thought processes to the point where they take on a life of their own Shakespeare would create many other such characters but these three are the first

TEXT º An Excellent conceited Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet Ñ William Shakespeare

His play set in an extraordinary world has become the uintessential story of young love In part because An Excellent Kindle of its exuisite language it is easy to respond as if it were about all young love Every emo fourteen year old's dream In bullet point form• fall in love with hot boygirl delete as appropriate that parents can't stand; • tender words and some sex gotta find out what that's like; • major tragic incident that really wasn't your fault you were provoked; • everyone's mad at you; • die beautiful death in loved one's arms; • parents finally understand how much they cared about you and are sorry they didn't treat you better when you were aliveSo how did Shakespeare manage to turn this heap of crap which even Zac Efron would think twice about into one of the most moving stories of all time If you still need proof that he was a genius look no further

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An Excellent conceited Tragedy of Romeo and JulietConceited Tragedy Epub #222 In Romeo and Juliet Shakespeare creates a violent world in which two young people fall in love It is not simply that their families disapprove the Montagues and the Capulets are e Romeo and Juliet abridgedROMEO I’m Romeo and I used to be emo and annoying but now I’m so totally in luuuuurve and it’s AWESOME MERCUTIO Okay three things One there’s only room in this play for one awesome character and it’s me bitch Two you’re still emo and annoying Three didn’t you say that exact same stuff yesterday about RosalineROMEO Whomeanwhile Juliet prances around her room and draws hearts on things and scribbles “Mrs Juliet Montague” in her diary over and over Because she is THIRTEEN How old is Romeo supposed to be Let’s not talk about that kCAPULET Good news Juliet I found you a husbandPARIS Hello I’m a complete tool JULIET Daddy I don’t want to marry that apparently decent and unflawed guy I’m in love with Romeo Montague – we met yesterday and it was HOT CAPULET I WILL BE DAMNED IF I SEE MY ONLY DAUGHTER MARRIED TO THE ONLY SON OF THE MAN WHO IS MY MORTAL ENEMY FOR REASONS TOO UNIMPORTANT TO SPECIFY IN THIS PLAYJULIET stamps foot runs off to her room to watch High School Musical again and sulkTYBALT Hey Romeo your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberriesMONTAGUE POSSE Oh snapMERCUTIO YOU TAKE THAT BACK TYBALT MAKE ME ROMEO No You can’t fight him Mercutio because I already married his cousin TYBALT I KEEL YOU Romeo attempts to stop the fight and fails miserablyMERCUTIO FUCK YOU ALL diesROMEO Okay forget what I said about not fighting I KEEL YOUTYBALT diesPRINCE I’ve had enough of your shit Emo McStabbypants You’re banished ROMEO Waaaaaahhhhhh I’m banished and Juliet is going to marry another guy and it’s not fair WHY DOES GOD HATE MEFRIAR LAURENCE Jesus Christ not this again Okay if you promise to grow a pair I’ll help you and your wife out Here’s the plan she takes a potion that’ll make her go into a coma and then she’ll get put in the family tomb and then you’ll sneak back into town break into the tomb wait until she wakes up and then the two of you escape and live happily ever after It’s perfectAUDIENCE the hellShockingly the plan fails Romeo goes back to the tomb pausing to kill Paris just for good measure but he thinks Juliet’s dead and drinks poison and dies and then like two seconds later she wakes up and sees that Romeo isn’t mostly dead like she was he’s dead so she stabs herselfMONTAGUE Wow we are awful parents CAPULET I have an idea – let’s make solid gold statues of our dead children to commemorate their love and serve as a constant reminder of the fact that our only children killed themselves because we were such uncaring parents they actually do thisSHAKESPEARE Beat that Stephenie Meyer THE ENDRead for 9th grade EnglishBONUS courtesy of The Second City Network Every Shakespeare heroine needs a sassy gay friend